Koran-flavored Burgers...yum!

(01:32:23 PM)(Too many synapses firing today...)
Down in Florida, some clown is planning to celebrate 9-11 by burning the Koran.
And they're already rioting over it in Indonesia and Baghdad.
Out there, they don't understand that in the US, especially in the hinterlands, any boob can slap a cross on his lawn, claim to be a preacher, and collect a few parishioners whose cars can't get them into a real church anymore.
Such is the preacher at the Dove Ministry, whose 80 followers help put the 'duh' in Florida.

But if their religious convictions demand that they burn  Korans, it's their First Amendment right.
And no one can stop them. And every news camera in America will be down there in the boonies of Swampsuck, Florida, to record it.
And broadcast it.
Worldwide.
Regardless of General Petreaus's saying that their doing this will threaten increased hostilities against Americans worldwide, especially our soldiers.
Cause these are good Americans: self-centered, me-first, whatever-it-takes-to-get-on-TV Americans.
And any clown can drag the Weber out of the garage, throw in some Kingsford and a match, and then toss on his kid's Science book, a picture of the president or the religious book of his choice, and grill burgers over the flames.
 
Yes, this is America. And there is only one response.

Collect a gross of King James Bibles, a box of Torahs, a smattering of Book of Mormon, another gross of catholic Bibles, a few Shinto scrolls and a couple of Buddhist prayer wheels (for color).
Hell, maybe even a picture of Madelyn Murray O'Hare.

Drive 'em down to that church at showtime.
And with all those cameras running, toss 'em in with that bozo's Korans, and light 'em all up.
Thus proving that America makes no law respecting the establishment of religion.
By demonstrating a complete absence of respect for all those religions.

Maybe the Muslims that are so threatened by a copy of their sacred book being burned will get over it.
I mean, Allah'll still be there, won't he?

And maybe Americans will see how stupid they look to the rest of the world.
Because, for at least one day, this small-minded yahoo is the world's image of 'American.'
And we should be ashamed.

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