"Dinner At Eight, With San Pellegrino" (...sing it with me...)

If you remember the tune for these TV ads for the sparkling water, you'll understand. If you don't, well...here's a link to the jingle. (just press the > play button in the middle). Don't listen to the whole ad, just catch the 4 couplets of the jingle, to get the idea...then sing along:

Purveyor of hate
it's Carl Paladino.

Nothing but straight
for Carl Paladino

The natural state
of Carl Paladino

Is loud and irate
That's Carl Paladino

He cheats on his mate
That's Carl Paladino

She found out too late
About Carl Paladino

Run New York State?
Not Carl Paladino.

Don't take the bait.
Vote for Andrew Cuomo.

Not the best, but it'd be a fun radio spot. Stick the tune in the heads of the voters of New Yahk.